Larry Wan
A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory perception. One day, she brought in rolls of Lifesavers of all
flavors.
"Children," she announced, passing out the Lifesavers, "I'd like you to
close your eyes and taste these and tell me what flavor they are". The kids managed
to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them the
honey-flavored Lifesavers, every one of the kids was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher "It's something your Daddy and
Mommy probably call each other all the time " .
Instantly one of the kids nearly gagged and hollered, "Spit'em out, they're
assholes!"
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