woman: That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
man: Whew, What a terrific spread!
woman: I'll spread the legs open you stuff it in.
man: tie the legs together to keep the inside moist.
woman: How long will it take after you stick it in?
man: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
woman: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
man: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

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