A fellow walked into his doctor's office,
complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical
examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis.
"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And bring a banana and a
cookie with you." said the doctor.
Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero complied
and returned the next day with a banana and a cookie.
The doctor then said, "Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going
to hurt a bit."
Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient dropped his pants and bent over.
The doctor peeled the banana and with one deft motion rammed it up the guy's ass.
While the doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the room shouting at
the doctor.
"Okay, one minute is up and we have to complete the second part of the
treatment if you truly want to get rid of this tapeworm." advised the
doctor.
Despite the pain, the patient did want to be cured and so complied with the order to
bend over again. Again, the doctor took the cookie and rammed IT up the
patient's ass.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time, and bring another
banana and a cookie." said the doctor. The now humbled patient, with tears of
pain in his eyes, nodded his head.
The next day, the same routine ensued. First the doctor
rammed up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up the cookie. And
the next day, and the next day and the next...!! Every day UP went a banana, waited
one minute, then UP went the cookie.
After one full week of treatment, the doctor finally said, "Well, tomorrow is
the LAST day of treatment. I want you to bring in a banana and a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient, trying to imagine what
a hammer was going to feel like.
"Nope, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.
On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know
the routine". So the man dropped his pants and bent over. UP went the banana,
and the doctor looked at his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed.
Then two minutes. Three. Four minutes passed.
Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's ass.
"WHERE'S MY COOKIE???"
**WHAM**!!!!
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