1st grade humor

Larry Wan

It was the first day of school...the kindergartners were now first graders. The teacher made an announcement to the class. "Now that you are in the first  grade, we will need to work on using grown-up words and not using baby  words  anymore. To begin, let's tell everyone what we did over the summer."

The first little girl got up and said she went to see her "Nana" over  vacation.

The teacher said, "That's good, but we need to start saying "Grandma" like  a  grown-up, not "Nana", that's a baby word."

The next little boy got up with a smile and said, "We went for a long ride  on  a choo-choo."

The teacher said, "I bet that was exciting, but we need to start saying  "train" like a grown-up, not "choo-choo," that's a baby word."

Finally, the last little boy got up to tell what he had done over the summer. He said that he had read a book.

The teacher said, "That's wonderful! Which book did you read?"

The little boy stood up nice and tall, puffed out his chest, and in the  most  adult voice he could muster said, "Winnie the Shit."