Hilary dies

Larry Wan

Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks  St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth  and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks  off one second.

St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it  belonged to Mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole  life. The next clock belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since  he only told two lies his whole life, only two seconds had clicked.

Hillary asks, "Where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter says,  "Bill's clock is upstairs in Jesus' office. He's using it as a  ceiling fan."