A husband and wife decided they needed to use
"a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children
in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told
his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a
letter."
The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your
daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the
typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom
told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said
never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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