If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last
resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet
pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts
your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then
your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the
button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the macro code instructions
cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you gotta RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.

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