2 Jokes

Larry Wan

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring  relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the  passion and mystery he found there. 

The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have  a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with  the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into  her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said:

"But isn't having nine babies a little much?"

 "Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be  something in the air."

"Yes," said the priest, "your legs."