03/15/09

"Fanquevallemud'

Dennis Su


Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the fifth line of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.....


Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"

Guest (G): "Yes......"

RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "How July it done peace?"

G: "What??

RS: "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "How bow bkan?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "O light. An some DOS?"

G: "What?"

RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."

RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...

G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"

RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "O light. Seeamgle ache, quits Pee bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"

G: "Well....Whatever you say"

RS: "Fanquevallemud!"

G: "You're welcome"

End of conversation.

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