Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge
wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all these clocks?"
St. Peter answered: "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
Oh," Hillary said. "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating she never told a lie in her life."
"Who's clock is that?", Hillary asked.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice telling us that Abe only lied twice in his life.",
replied St. Peter.
"Where's Bill's clock?", asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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