Clinton & Falwell
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent
flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a drink.
Falwell replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch these lips."
The President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant
and said, "My apologies, I didn't realize there was a choice....I'll
have the same thing he's having.
How God Delivered the Commandments
GOD first approached the Egyptians:
GOD: Would you like a Commandment?
Egyptians: What is a Commandment?
GOD: Well, things like. " I shall not commit adultery"
Egyptians: No, we don't want it, that will ruin our weekends!
Next GOD approached the Syrians:
GOD: Would you like a Commandment?
Syrians: What is a Commandment?
GOD: Well, things like. " I shall not steal"
Syrians: No, we don't want it, that will ruin our economy.
Next GOD Approached the Jews:
GOD: Would you like a Commandment?
Jews: How much is it?
GOD: It is FREE!
Jews: We will take TEN of them!
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