Globalization
Question: How to define globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was pissed on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by an Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Israeli, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Taiwanese.
Dear Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slowdown in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.9 and installed undesirable programs such as Basketball 5.0 ,
Cricket 3.0 and Dirty Movies 3.x. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?-- Desperate
Tech Support Answers
Dear Desperate: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2 and enter the command
C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME. Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and
Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Vacation 2.0 might help.
Good luck.--Tech Support
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