The true story inside the White House:
( We take you now to the Oval Office )
George: Condi. Nice to meet you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I've the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whatddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you, Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes
George: Will you or will you not telling me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yessir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who's in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No. sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary of General
of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
( Condi pick up the phone )
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.
And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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