Jokes

Ivan Choi

Money is not everything. There is MasterCard and Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all. happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in the backseats cause children.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

There should be better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

God made relatives; thanks God we can choose our friends.

A dress is like a barded fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn