ROMANCE MATH
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a usband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot nd love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and ot try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married
en are a
lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no se in two
people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. omen somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he oesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman ha! s the last word in any argument. Anything a an says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a oman --
before marriage and after marriage.
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