03/15/09

Three Little Words That Work !! 
From Andy Rooney

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and  walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming  that boiler room  sales would grind to a halt.

 Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your  handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate  telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls  with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls  and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice  there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on  the phone, 6 or 7  times, as quickly as possible.. This confuses the machine that dialed  the call and it kicks your number out of their system.  Since doing this, my phone calls have decreased dramatically.

(3) Another Good Idea: {I'M GOING TO START DOING THIS ONE!} When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return  these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
 
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?  It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and  when they receive them back.
 
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was  around 50 cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other  junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return  envelopes. One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything  else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure  your name  isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies  will begin getting their own junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of  junk mail, and  best of all they're paying for it....Twice!

Let's help keep our ! postal service busy since  they are saying that  e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the  idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will  work----
 
I have been doing this for years, and I get very  little  junk mail anymore.

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