If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it
FedUP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why is it called building when it was already built?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars
have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading all THESE?
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