These are excuse notes from parents (with
their original spelling) collected by
schools from all over the
country.
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please
execute
him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I
had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29,30, 31, 32, and
also
33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his
hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out
of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in
the growing part.
8) Megan could not come to school today
because she has been bothered by very
close
veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre) (dyrea)
(direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed
out.]
12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
fault.
15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't
know what size she
wears.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the
Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we
thought it was
Sunday.
17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.
18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend
with the
Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had
a cold and could not
breed
well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was
in bed with gramps.
21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore throat,
headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever
and sore throat, her
brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't
the best either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going around, her
father even got hot
last
night.
22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school
yesterday. His father is
gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with
the doctor.
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