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By Ivan Choi

A man went to a brothel and placed his order. He told the mama-san he would like to have a girl with "long hair and white breasts." The Mama-san checked the list and said "Sorry sir, all the girls are taken. Would you care for one with white hair and long breasts?"

A Thai young man and an African young man went to the States to study. They
went to the same college and became very good friends. After getting their degrees, they returned to their home countries. Both young men did very well politically and became a minister in their own country. One day, the African came to Thailand and visited his minister friend. He saw his Thai friend had a gigantic house, five very expensive cars, big diamonds on his wife's fingers, and many servants. He asked his Thai friend "What did you do to become so rich?". The Thai minister pointed to a distant freeway and then pointed to himself, and said "five percent".

Few years later, the Thai man visited his African minister friend. He saw his African friend had hundred times more than he had. He asked "How can you be so rich?" The African minister pointed to the south and said, "do you see the airport?" The Thai man kept looking and looking but he could not find the airport; so he replied,"No, I don't see any airport.". The African minister smiled and pointed to himself, and said,"One hundred percent."

An old man went to see a doctor and asked the doctor to "Lower his sexual desire." The doctor laughed and said,"Sir, it is all in your head." The old man said,"I know, that is why I ask you to lower and lower my sexual desire."