More Blond JOKES

Larry Wan

- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

- she sold the car for gas money

- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

- she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

- she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

- she thought a quarterback was a refund

- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back

- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

- she tripped over a cordless phone

- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

- at the bottom of the form where it says "sign here"... she put "Aquarius"

- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

- she studied for a blood test - and failed

- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre

- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company

- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home