Blonde

Larry Wan
3/13/98

This blond buys a second class airline ticket to Jamaica and decides to sit up front in first class. Upon checking her ticket the stewardess notices that she is in the wrong section and tells her that she must move back to the rear section. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Jamaica in this seat." The stewardess doesn't know how to handle the situation so she reports to the head stewardess who immediately goes to the blond and tells her that she must move. The blond replies again, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Jamaica in this seat." The head stewardess doesn't know what to do so she reports the situation to the Captain and asks him to tell her to move when he has the time. Sometime later the Captain goes to the first class section and asks the blond to move aft. The blond replies again, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Jamaica in this seat." The Captain leans over and whispers in her ear and the blond immediately jumps up, grabs her carry-on bag and moves back to the second class section. The stewardesses are amazed at the quick result and ask the Captain what he whispered in her ear. He said,"Oh, I just told her that the front half wasn't going to Jamaica."