Secretarial Duty

Larry Wan

A man and his secretary decide to have an affair, so they rent a  hotel and go have strenuous sex all afternoon. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30  at night.   They have sex again, and then the man realizes it's time to go  home. He says to his secretary, "Take my shoes outside while I get dressed  and drag them through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies. When the man gets home about 9:30pm his wife confronts him and  asks where he's been. The man says, "I cannot lie to you, I have spent the day making love to my secretary, fell asleep, just woke up and came right home." The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying bastard, you've been out playing golf again!"