Golf Jokes 1

Ivan Choi

Two friends were out golfing and their first tee shots were horrible. One guy it way left, the other way right. They decided that the shots were so bad that they would just meet up at the hole. So the first guy looks and looks and finally finds his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. So he promptly pulls out his 7 iron and starts whacking away. Buttercups are flying everywhere but the ball won't come out.

Well, finally Mother Nature gets pissed. She appears and says to the man "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year".

Well the man starts to laugh and goes back to whacking at the Buttercups. Mother Nature says "Hey! this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?"  The man says "My buddy is over on the other side of the fairway in the Pussy Willows!"