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Larry Wan
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some
days you're the statue.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application
of high explosives.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly
because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.
Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
I don't get even, I get odder.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths.
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