03/15/09
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior
organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's
been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and
many of you are off to medical school after the summer. In order that no one gets their GP
messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who
would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the
course." |